Monday, October 6, 2008

Week 7

Lots happening these days Vertigo, we just had our Mid-Season party, we've got our End-O-Season festivities on the horizon and soon after that we have our big charity bash in November after the season has expired (details on that in the blog).

For now, lets take a look back on Week 7 (White Trash Day) and all the craziness that transpired.

Word to the wise: for those of you who've been missing in action, we've only got about 3 weeks left, so try to make your games and our events (like ALPHA BAR, the End-O-Season Party and our Charity Bash) before you miss out on all the fun!

Recaps:________________________________________________________

Captains send recaps, recaps end up here. Captains don't send recaps, your team gets no love (thefinalbunt@gmail.com) and don't forget to send in player of the week nominations too!

SF Natives:
The Natives and our competition, Balls of Glory, joined forces this week in a fun game of Slosh Ball where they destroyed the competition. Good times were had by all, and the Native's are still undefeated after a continuously strong showing all season long. Think you can mess with us!? Keep dreaming!

Balls of Glory:
We were too busy putting together our White Trash outfits to keep track of time, so we missed our game and had to forfeit. We may be down, but we're not out! Don't blink next week, cause you just might miss us rounding third base for home!

Team Deathballs:
We lost to Sleazy on the field, but we won back all our dignity at the bar! That's how we do it on the green team! Oh, you didn't know, well you better call somebody, cause that's how we roll!

Team SAAS:
SAAS was hoping to show their true domination over those birdnappers, the 12 step sloshers, but those cowards wouldn't even come out to play, so SAAS won by forfeit. SAAS wants to know, What?? Are you scared of us?? Were you all not held enough as children?? Do you think we will we eat your babies?? Well the baby eating might be true. And, you better watch out cause we have a new flock of mini flabongos who are hungry for action! What can we say; our Mascot's a whore, just like the rest of the team.

12 Step Sloshers:
We forfeited, for the first time ever this season. We also decided not to send Charles a recap. Sad days.

Sleazy Bandeezee:
Laid the smack down on yet another opponent this season. We came to get down, and that's exactly what we did! When are you fools gonna learn, you can't stop us, you can only *HOPE* to contain us!

Frisco Donkeys:
Still exists, despite evidence to the contrary, and sooner or later we'll get a win.

Morningwood:
We won by default because our competitors, the Frisco Donkeys, had to forfeit. We also looked pretty badass in our White Trash attire, if we do say so ourselves.

Important League Dates:____________________________________________

Saturday, October 25, 2008: Our End of the Season Tournament will be held on this day. The games will be played on the HAMILTON RECREATIONAL FIELDS located between GEARY BLVD & POST ST at SCOTT ST. Click here to view a Google Map for directions. The tournament will kick-off in the morning (around 11AM), further details will be sent your way closer to the date. This change was necessary due to field availability following our regular season.

Saturday, November 1, 2008: This is the date of our End-O-Season Party. This party will be taking place at The Cellar starting at 8PM. Vertigo members will be admitted for free from 8PM-10PM. There will also be a "Prom Theme" for this party. All attendants are encouraged to wear prom specific attire (either fashionable or maybe something crazy from the 80's), and to bring dates! We're working on having the guest fees ($5) go towards our league charity. Further details will be posted here soon regarding the party as we're still ironing details out now.

Wednesday, November 12, 2008: This is when we'll have our Charity Bash starting at 9PM and going till 12PM. It will take place at Fish Bowl Bar & Grill located at 1854 Divisadero St. Members from the Vertigo Board will be behind the bar mixing drinks (so you *could* potentially get some heavy pours) and all CASH TIPS will go to our Charity! We will be donating our charitable proceeds to the Daly City Recreational Center's after school programs. Their after school programs are designed to keep kids active and off the streets, and we think they're worthy of our support! Please plan on attending this event (which will take place after the season is over) so we can raise some money and catch up with one another! Tell your friends, as all are welcome to attend. The more, the merrier!

Photo(s) of the Week:_____________________________________________

We're just good ol' boys, never doin' no harm.
From Week 7

Andy came to get down at the Mid-Season party.
From Week 7

This is the white-trashiest looking flip cup table ever.
From Week 7

More White Trash pics in Rob Ray's Week 7 Album

Pointless Predicitions:____________________________________________

1) The guys who wore wife-beathers, or overalls to Golden Gate on Sunday will end up with awkward tan lines.
2) Frisco Donkeys show up on Sunday with a full squad and destroy their opponents (Sleazy Bandeezee)... Maybe... There's a chance... Hey, you never know!
3) The battle for the Number 1 spot goes down this weekend in a late game on Field #2 with Morningwood taking on the SF Natives. Who will win!? Well lemme tell you, it'll be Morningwood by 2. Boomshakalaka! (Am I biased? Maybe, but I gotta have faith in my own team, right!?)
4) Balls of Glory were on a hot streak, but after this past weekend its anyone's guess if they'll topple Team SAAS in a late matchup on Sunday. My money's on SAAS, that is if they don't go all-out at the bar on Saturday night.
5) The Sloshers forfeited for the first time all season this past weekend, but I have a feeling they'll be in full force this time around. Team Deathballs better call for backup, this could be a tough game!

Ridiculous Photo(s) of the Week:____________________________________

No comment!
From Week 7

Obviously Jeremiah raided my closet the night before White Trash day, and stole my mullet/t-shirt ensemble.
From Week 7

As if drinking wasn't bad enough for the baby...
From Week 7

You really can't take us anywhere.
From Week 7

Well, I guess getting pregnant's good for something, right!?
From Week 7

More White Trash pics in Rob Ray's Week 7 Album

Players of the Week:______________________________________________

Captains submit your players of the week to thefinalbunt@gmail.com!

Katie & Maureen O'Sullivan are Sleazy Bandeezee's players of the week for their skills at Flip Cup. Maureen & Katie demolished their competitors at Blackthorn Tavern, and are now holding open, round-robin tourney's to seek out new challengers. They were the last two standing after several rounds of King of The Hill, with the final victory going to Katie.

Andy Gutierrez of Morningwood is another player of the week. Andy's dedication to the team, skills on the grill, positive demeanor and overall awesomeness should be remembered and celebrated as he departs San Francisco for the sunnier weather and warmer waters surrounding his new home in San Diego. Bon voyage Andy, don't forget to visit (or keep an extra mattress handy for when we crash at your new pad)!

Quick Kicks:____________________________________________________

1) SHOW UP EARLY TO THE FIELD, PARKING WILL CONTINUE TO BE INTENSE!
2) Our Charity Bash will be starting at 9PM on Wednesday, November 12th at Fish Bowl Bar & Grill on Divisadero St. Have a few drinks for charity, and reconnect with your friends from kickball season!
3) Please keep in mind the field and date change for our End of the Season Tournament!
4) Don't forget about our End-O-Season Party either, more deets on that soon!
5) ALPHA BAR, next Wednesday the 15th, will be at The Bus Stop swing on by at 7PM or soon thereafter to fraternize with members of the league and other cool folks! You might just make some new best friends.

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